"There are two ways to smuggle things with you. You can go through great lengths of hiding it, say; shoving a good ol' bag of cocaine up your ass, buying a very expensive dog and operate the bag into the dog or buying an airport. Of course, the latter two deflates the purpose if your goal is to sell it. You could, on the other hand, just hide it in the left sock you're wearing. The border patrol would never think anybody's that stupid. Of course, you are trying to smuggle drugs through a public airport so what the hell d'you have to lose?" - Spencer Craig